Yet Another

completely ridiculous video by Taylor & I. Enjoy.

Two Weeks

to go.


Baby Bones, why'd you let me take a nap today?
I can't get to sleep & now I'm watching silly commercials.

I hate J.G. Wentworth and Billy Mays.
And the guy off Shamwow is just a major creep.




Pushing the power button.
G'night.

Wasps

Today was another lovely day, so Taylor & I thought it'd be a good day to run a few quick errands & drive around with the windows down & jam out. We were completely unprepared for what was to come next...
Wasp makes appearance.
We scream.
Wasp buzzes about.
We scream more.
Wasp plays peek-a-boo.
We scream even more.
We make a pit stop at Walmart to recover.
We return to the car to find the wasp still hanging out.
We try many different things to kick that fella out (we screamed throughout the process).
Finally, the wasp leaves, or so we think, & we drive home.

The entire ordeal lasted approximately 3 hours.

Fuck wasps.




A little off subject, but why can't my roommate & I be funny when other people are actually around?
Example:
"He's probably feeding off all the crap in my car."
"It's just like those oscar fish; the bigger the tank, the bigger they get."
"Good thing I don't drive a mini van!"
We're losers.

Big Ol' Crush

:)

McDonald's

We decided to drive thru McDonald's for a quick, artery-clogging snack
& when we pulled up to the window let's just say the lady working there wasn't the most friendly of people.

"What poor customer service, I expected much more from this particular McDonald's."
"I literally just watched that lady spit in my food."
"How does the McDonald's corporation expect me to sleep tonight?"
"She put a fry between her boobs & made me eat it."
"Now that's what I call a milk shake."
"Supersized!"
"What a motor-boating son of a bitch!"
"She touched my woo woo."
"How do they expect me to go on with my life?"

That doesn't even begin to cover what was said on the way home.
I guess you could say we take things too far, but we don't care.

"... I like that jacket."

Skillz

Psyche! Oh, but here's the sad part... we have others as well!

Sticky Notes

My roommate, Taylor, and I have been obsessed with sticky notes lately. Why? Merely because we're idiots and, well, if you have two idiots living under one roof a lot of silly things are spoken and we're idiotic enough to save them for the entire world, or atleast whoever visits our apartment, to see. They vary from "witchabitchass anyahangythang" to "velveeta is the bomb like tick, tick." Oh and my personal favorite, "I heart amputated strippers.">

Now, on a more serious note, I wish you luck on your first day of school tomorrow and hope the test goes well.