McDonald's

We decided to drive thru McDonald's for a quick, artery-clogging snack
& when we pulled up to the window let's just say the lady working there wasn't the most friendly of people.

"What poor customer service, I expected much more from this particular McDonald's."
"I literally just watched that lady spit in my food."
"How does the McDonald's corporation expect me to sleep tonight?"
"She put a fry between her boobs & made me eat it."
"Now that's what I call a milk shake."
"Supersized!"
"What a motor-boating son of a bitch!"
"She touched my woo woo."
"How do they expect me to go on with my life?"

That doesn't even begin to cover what was said on the way home.
I guess you could say we take things too far, but we don't care.

"... I like that jacket."